i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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