so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Randomize
