Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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