btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Dignity is for republicans.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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