Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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