my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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