North Korea, Best Korea!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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