# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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