I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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