just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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