Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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