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Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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Oh Jesus.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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