I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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