The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize