No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
