do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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