we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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