She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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