also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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