nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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