do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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