My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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