Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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