im drinking this country out of the recession.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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