Don't you send me to vm
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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