New invention idea: vibrating tampons
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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