We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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