ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just google imaged poop.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Randomize
