Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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