Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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