I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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