I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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