i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
BRING THE BAGELS
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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