Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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