the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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