He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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