We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
this will be a night to untag.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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