We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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