I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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