If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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