He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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