worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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