He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
There's always time for handjobs
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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