I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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