dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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