What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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