I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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