so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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