That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
