So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Randomize
