My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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