if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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