My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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