why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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