Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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