Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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