If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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