meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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